so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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