At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've blown a few things in my day
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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