Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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