All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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