Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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