I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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