so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
