your thong is hanging out like whoa
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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