thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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