he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My ass is underappreciated
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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