So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Your dad touched me again.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She announced her abortion via fbk
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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