Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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