I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
