I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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