member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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