does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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