Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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