I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Girls should come with a carfax report
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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