Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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