like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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