"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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