Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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