From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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