To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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