$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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