do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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