Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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