no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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