I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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