He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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