I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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