try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The ass gains better be worth it
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