We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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