when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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