Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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