But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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