ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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