please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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