Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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