i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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