WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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