I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
