we're blogging at a bar
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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