Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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