Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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