Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
