oh god the rape fog is back!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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