mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
