A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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