Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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