I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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