Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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