yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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