dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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